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DeMello off-road Fan BOY T-shirt
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Medium as in Smedium,

seriously don't order this if you should be in a large,

yes it makes your arms look bigger but it also

highlights that extra helping of cheese cake. 

This is where the manely men's sizes start

and you can wear this shirt with pride

knowing you are comefortable with your Dad bod. 

Ok maybe one too many cheese cakes

or you are not the kinda guy anyone wants to

meet in a back isle, either way you are a

graduate of the "men size" shirt. 

We still love you, but seriously maybe it's time to ease up

on the Happy meals and maybe walk a little more of the trail. (Jason Demello included)

$25.00

The new FAN BOY t-shirt calling you out for what you are! Our favorite little fan boy, that's right and we luff you for it! Not only will you have lined our pockets with a 12% markup you will also be inadvertently advertising for your favorite "why is my order taking so long" off road company!  Now these t-shirts may not cure covid, they most certainly won’t make you any more woke than Billy ray Cyrus at a kid rock concert, but they will make you one sexy sum biatch!

So, if you want to be dripping in awesome sauce and waist deep pussy cats just mossy on over to the “buy now” button and make your selection. We will eventually send out a shirt to you but don’t expect miracles we can barely send out bumpers on time. Just kidding, we will get you your shirt….

Please note: 

Results may vary

please don't be triggered

yes those were subtle sexual enuendos 

we are in no way endorsing hanging out with BillyRay

The new FAN BOY t-shirt calling you out for what you are! Our favorite little fan boy, that's right and we luff you for it! Not only will you have lined our pockets with a 12% markup you will also be inadvertently advertising for your favorite "why is my order taking so long" off road company!  Now these t-shirts may not cure covid, they most certainly won’t make you any more woke than Billy ray Cyrus at a kid rock concert, but they will make you one sexy sum biatch!

So, if you want to be dripping in awesome sauce and waist deep pussy cats just mossy on over to the “buy now” button and make your selection. We will eventually send out a shirt to you but don’t expect miracles we can barely send out bumpers on time. Just kidding, we will get you your shirt….

Please note: 

Results may vary

please don't be triggered

yes those were subtle sexual enuendos 

we are in no way endorsing hanging out with BillyRay