The new retro DO shirt is here. Now you can show off all your DeMello off-road love while telling others you respect and reconize the past. This dad bod approved shirt is not only cool looking it will also bring in the chics, mostly 70's era chics but that's ok, they need love too. We only offer this shirt in black, because lets be honest, you are a slob and wear a good 10% of the food you eat. Also black T-shirts lives matter, or something like that. Not only does this shirt contain our cool logo and throw back toyota colors, we randomly picked a date we were established and threw it on there so people think we knew what we were doing. Truth be told, we started earlier than 2001 but really weren't doing anything, techically this didn't become a real thing other than a garage shop till 2003, but what does established even mean? Anyways I digress. Lets focus on the positves, you can pay us a whopping (adjusted for inflation) 25.00 and advertise for us or at least tell others that you are hip, you are swag and you now slay. or what ever the kids say these days!
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