Small like this will fit your tiny hot girl friend
or maybe you if you never grew past the 6th grade.
"small".
Medium as in Smedium,
seriously don't order this if you should be in a large,
yes it makes your arms look bigger but it also
highlights that extra helping of cheese cake.
This is where the manely men's sizes start
and you can wear this shirt with pride
knowing you are comefortable with your Dad bod.
We still love you, but seriously maybe it's time to ease up
on the Happy meals and maybe walk a little more of the trail.
